![]() we’ve got some great new features that you are going to love. A Chinese national named Fang Fang, AKA, Christine Fang targeted politicians in California between 20 at the direction of China’s internal spy agency and even had intimate relationships with two Midwestern mayors, according Axios. Expect further refinements of audio excellence and flatulential functionality - as Comm says, "Watch for v1.1. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. One thing's for certain, though: The success of iFart and its fellows is no mere poot in the pan. The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. Maybe the App Store will next feature iPuke? Or iRidiculeEthnicMinorities? Only time will tell. It remains to be seen - or detected by some other, more olfactory sense - what other directions Apple's relaxation of its guidelines may lead, seeing as how even the mildest form of sexual titilation remains verboten. Overseas student Christine Fang known as Fang Fang is said to have been taped by the FBI having sex with two Midwestern mayors. ![]() Pull My Finger ($0.99): "Why must I always carry a phone, iPod, AND electric fart machine?" California congressman Eric Swalwell with alleged Chinese spy Christine Fang, who helped his campaign Credit: Facebook.uFart ($0.99): "You'll be the life of the party".Poot! (free): "Shake Sensitive Fart Generator" Flatulence ($0.99): "Great for those quiet times in meetings".Whoopie Cushion (free): "A knee jerk classic prank".iFart Mobile ($0.99): "Fart Machine for all Ages".Consider, if you will, the following representative digifarts now available for your edification and enjoyment (these links are to the iTunes App Store): Trump is going to tweet about Eric Fartwell and win all 50 states fartgate Ben Shapiro (benshapiro) November 19, 2019. ![]()
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